As they come nearer,all of us are bound to flip out sometime or the other..What threaten us from afar terrorize us in such vicinity..as virile as they are,they cause destruction in their wake!!Our petty internals make us all talk in such a technical jargon that people are bound to comment on our mental stability..
For eg,our memory becomes a stack which,very annoyingly,always keeps churning out the error of "STACK FULL!!" just before the day of xamz...nodes of our link lists very mysteriously start pointing towards NULL and the syllabus becomes a priority queue,with conflicts in priorities!!Our mind goes into infinite loops and refuses to come out...No ctrl+break works here!!The operator overloaded tonnes of times is the rubbish we dish out when the binary search through our memory area returns nothing..and of course we are never sure which search is the optimal one as we are not sure of the memory size and the content!!The memory content is of course never sorted and even if it is,then again MYSTEROIUSLY, the contents of all the registers gets jumbled up..If the search returns true,our LED glows green else glows a dangerous RED..all the functions preferably try to be FRIEND functions,or better still,the friend classes...But somehow the friendliest class becomes the abstract classes and the functions...PURE VIRTUAL!!
And for all our problems,no method works..Not the divide 'n conquer,or any of the dyanamic programming,greedy algos,brute force,acivity selection..nope..nothin!!
And yeah..fianlly with the answer sheet in our hands,all we do is empty the stack...Here also,as it happens,the unfortunate amongst us get the horrible error of "STACK EMPTY!!"..enough to cause anyone's unplanned shutdown or hibernation...
Oh ya,and the results are somehow all garbage values or NULL POINTERS...
Questioning my mental stability???
well.....xamz are again round the corner!!!!
;-)
:-)
:-P
B-)
